Oh, God. Here we go again. This one might have a repeat but I am unsure because I'm too lazy to sift through my old posts. Look, I'm not Steve Bannon. I'm not sitting around trying to stuff a banana into the orange lodged up my ass, okay!?
They say they want to turn our town into a destination.
It's kind of weird that we gentrified all around this one guy's taco cart.
Now that I've killed your children in a display of my awesome power, I want you two to sift through my litter box again.
As a matter of fact, my dick DOES hurt.
My serialized audio saga, Deerman, is now live! It's about a guy who becomes a deer but now he's struggling with what it means to be human.